dear mary maxim brand "titan" yarn,

i hate you pretty hard.  the only reason i continue to even bother with you, is that you were free to me and i was asked to make warm things for kids that don't have them.  charity is saving your ass, otherwise, you would so be in the bad yarn time-out pile.

dear really pretty silk yarn i wrote a whole blog post about,

i wish you would start to behave and help me find a good pattern for you so you can get out of the bad yarn time-out pile.

 dear lead singing guy from weezer,

i think that you are hot.